What You Missed

Lyrics

[FURY] Yah, yah, yah Here's a notebook for you, Steve You'll want to make a list 'Cause I'm gonna tell you Everything you missed (spoken) You ready? Let's do this (sung) I Love Lucy was a TV show that everybody knows Though personally its humor was a little on the nose [STARKETTES] (sung to the tune of I Love Lucy theme song) Bah-dah-dah dah-dah dah-dah-dah [ROGERS, spoken] Uh, what was that? [FURY] That was a non-sequitur, Lucy's opening tune And also you should probably know we landed on the moon [STARKETTES] Also you should really know we landed on the moon [ROGERS, spoken] See, now, I would have started with that.  [FURY] Well then I guess that I'll persist And that is just a bit of what you missed (spoken) Hm, let's see here Mm, no, not that Oh, yes, ah! (sung) A wall in Berlin, Germany went up and then came down Steve Jobs invented Apple, now emojis smile and frown [ROGERS, spoken] Emo–what? [FURY] Oh! Thai food's so delicious and for Star Wars we are glad And just in case you didn't know Darth Vader is Luke's dad! ("The Imperial March [Darth Vader's Theme]" plays) [FURY, spoken] [pantomimed lightsaber fight] Luke, I am your father, ha-ha-ha! [ROGERS, spoken] Uh, spoiler alert! [FURY] Oh yes, it was quite the twist Ladies, can I get me an assist? Before I ruin everything you missed [STARKETTES bump FURY out of his spot] [FURY] Hey! [STARKETTES] Oo, what you missed, what you missed, what you missed Woah-oh [FURY] What you missed [STARKETTES] What you missed, what you missed, what you missed Woah-oh [FURY] Woah Nirvana is a band I know that plays so many tunes— [ROGERS, spoken] Stop! Stop! I appreciate all of that, but can you tell me why I'm here? [FURY, spoken] Easy. There's an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people to accomplish a task, to be something greater.  [ROGERS, spoken] What people? What task? [FURY] I'm so glad you asked! [AVENGERS enter] They really are remarkable Although they're all dispersed We'll call them "The Avengers" Of which you are the first [ROGERS, spoken] The Avengers? I like it.  [FURY] Captain Marvel, who's off-planet Not exactly how I planned it Iron Man is now online And I'm sure you'll get on fine Our Hulk is quite explosive If not a touch impulsive Thor's speech is kind of odd Did I mention he's a god? Widow's nimble like a cat I'm sure that you can call her Nat Ant-Man's small but gives 'em hell And Hawkeye, he's here as well (spoken) Oh, and also [ROGERS, spoken] Wait, there's more? [FURY, spoken] Well, they're not here but (sung) There's a panther in Wakanda A Sokovian named Wanda A star who is a planet's son An AI ran his own dot run A pilot now a glider And a teen bit by a spider A lawyer who can't really see A raccoon and a talking tree A pair of sisters, blue and green A Winter Soldier, a War Machine A Doctor on an astral plane He used to work on people's brains I know that this all sounds insane But you're in charge so please retain [FURY & STARKETTES] These heroes that you have to train [ROGERS, spoken] Okay, okay, I think I've got the gist.  [FURY] So I'm afraid I must insist It's useless to resist It's time to re-enlist 'Cause there's an evil in our midst And now you know exactly what you missed! [STARKETTES] Oo, what you missed, what you missed, what you missed [FURY] Yah, what you missed [STARKETTES] Woah-oh, what you missed, what you missed, what you missed [FURY] Oh, oh, oh What you missed [STARKETTES] Woah-oh What you missed, what you missed, what you missed [FURY] What you missed, what you missed, what you missed Yah yah [STARKETTES] Yah, oo [FURY] Now you know exactly what you missed! [STARKETTES] Oh