She Was as Ripe as a Meadow

Lyrics

Held her in the palm of my hand She was as ripe as a meadow She came on like a fatal blow She was very very heavy Crumpet, crumpet is popular again Horny little ladies, horny little men Held her in the palm of my hand She was ripe and ready Leaping like a lusty lamb In the strumpet meadow Crumpet, crumpet is popular again Horny little ladies, horny little men Held her in the palm of my hand She was as ripe as a meadow