I Fell In Love with an 00 Scale Wife

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I fell in love with an 00 scale wife, it was divine She's stuck together with glue and so am I My scale wife, her tiny feet, enormous breasts Where I lay my shrunken head We ran away and set our sails to sea In a paper boat Washed a gretna green in a matchstick church We had eloped, she gave birth to a model kit For ten years or more we lived in bliss I sat at home practising guitar I had a plan to conquer the world as an 00 scale rockstar I did it, man [Verse 2] She ran away back to mom Back to Twickenham in a dinky car Now she sits on the shelf staring at the stars By the biscuit jar And I travel the world in a midget submarine A tiny rockstar I fell in love with an 00 scale wife