Saturday Night Thunderbolt

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Another stupid Saturday, the conversation starts to slur And some sasquatch Wookie-boner spilled his Mad Dog down my shirt There's a party-thumpin', booty-humpin', music wagon in my head My friends passed out or disappeared, all leaving me Banana Red [Pre-Chorus] When what to my wondering eyes should appear? I feel like Elliot when E.T. drank the beer [Chorus] Knock me down, her hair is brown Her eyes are big and blue A thunderbolt that turned this Mad Dog To a puppy at a petting zoo I'm in love with the girl in the other room Ten feet away, but I hit the moon With glitter in the air, it's so easy to see That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me [Post-Chorus] Oh-oh, oh-oh Oh [Verse 2] The world's on pause, all Newton's laws suspended on account of her She's like legato glowing purple while staccato's beating in my shirt What should I do? What should I say? Okay, I can't say that, but oh my God I've been struck down from outer space and thunderbolted to the spot [Pre-Chorus] When what to my wondering eyes should appear? Is she really coming toward me for a beer? [Chorus] Knock me down, her hair is brown Her eyes are big and blue A thunderbolt that turned this Mad Dog To a puppy at a petting zoo I'm in love with the girl in the other room Ten feet away, but I hit the moon With glitter in the air, it's so easy to see That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me [Post-Chorus] Oh-oh, oh-oh Oh-oh, oh-oh Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh [Chorus] There goes the girl in the other room Ten feet away, but I hit the moon With glitter in the air, it's so easy to see That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me [Post-Chorus] Oh-oh, oh-oh Oh-oh, oh-oh