I Can’t Think of Any Job Worth Getting Out of Bed in the Morning For

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[Spoken] We know now that this world was being watched by intelligences greater than man's. [Spoken] Hey what do you got in your hand, mister? A drill! Hey, what are you, a fix-it man? What do you got, banker's hours? Looks like you're working 12-12, I wouldn't want that kind of job. Hahaha, I tell you what, there's no job in the world that I know worth getting out of bed in the morning for. And I know something else that's good for jobs that gives you pain in the neck, this good 'ole bottle right here. Have a drink, buddy? Hey come on, mister, cool it now, come on, don't get excited. Well, I tell you something, I got the same problem myself, man, and I got one word of advice for you. I would--Ahhhh!