Salesman

Lyrics

I could sell peppers to peter I could sell snow to a skier I could sell paint to a blind man I could sell water to boats I could sell I cross to the pope I could sell snake oil to snakesss But she's just not sold on me I'm just a cheap suit with a case that's brief I love her but she's just not sold on me She's just not sold on me She said I don't know I'm not convinced I think you and me doesn't make much I said we don't have to keep this professional I've worked all of it out to the decimal 33 percent chance you like me 17 percent chance that we date 50/50 if you'll kiss me I crunched the numbers but it's not looking great I tried But she's just not sold on me I'm just a cheap suit with a case that's brief I love her but she's just not sold on me She's just not sold on me But she's just not sold on me I'm just a cheap suit with a case that's brief I love her but she's just not sold on me She's just not sold on me I'm knockin' I'm knockin' I'm knockin' But she just keep slammin' the door on me I'm knockin' I'm knockin' I'm knockin' But she just keep slammin' the door on me She's not sold on me She's not sold She's not sold on me