Lyrics

Hey there poseur You look pretty stupid to me Hey there poseur I'm broke & it's half-past three Hey there poseur Creeping towards the door Hey there poseur I wish you were a beer! [Chorus:] I wish you were a beer! I wish you were a beer! I wish you were a beer! I wish you were a beer! Can't breathe with all this Aqua Net I wish you were a beer! (shut up) Hey there poseur You look pretty stupid to me Hey there poseur All dressed like a wanna-be Hey there poseur Creeping towards the door Hey there poseur I wish you were a beer! [Chorus:] I wish you were a beer! I wish you were a beer! I wish you were a beer! I wish you were a beer! I need a machete just to get to your face I wish you were a beer! (shut up) [Chorus:] I wish you were a beer! I wish you were a beer! I wish you were a beer! I wish you were a beer! Hey dude... Are you in a band? Ya look good! Hey, forget about it! I wish you were a beer!