Pledge of Allegiance

Lyrics

Ah, little Stacy Q When she doesn't have a thing to do She comes to my house Well, let's keep that between me and you She takes off her clothes She likes to tell this boy what to do Let's keep that between me and you, okay? She said, "Oh come on boy, aren't you tired of talking about sex?" I said, "Little girl, what do you really expect?" And then she pledges her allegiance To the United States of Me She says, "You're such a little bitch" She says, "Head case, head case Turn that thing around Let's play a game when you hear me make a sound Just go quite a bit faster Pretend I'm gagged and bound" Oh, how I love to hear that sound Milkshake, milkshake, I love to feel you sweat We don't have to go to the pool If you want me to make you wet Can you keep a secret? 'Cause the best little secrets are kept And you're my best little secret yet Well, kit-kat-kit-kat, kitten, you're the kicks She said, "Let me feel your love on me And come on, make it stick Aren't I the best of your little baby chicks?" Oh, you're my sweet tooth sugar fix Tick-tock-tick-tock, oh baby forget the clock You don't have to do a thing And you know I like your baby talk Just make sure to close the shades and turn the lock Milkshake, milkshake, I love to feel you sweat We don't have to go to the pool If you want me to make you wet But can you keep a secret? 'Cause the best little secrets are kept Ah, little Stacy Q When she doesn't have a thing to do She comes to my house Well, let's keep that between me and you She takes off her clothes She likes to tell this boy what to do Let's keep that between me and you, okay? She said, "Oh, come on boy, aren't you tired of talking about sex?" I said, "Little girl, what do you really expect?" And then she pledges her allegiance To the United States of Me She says, "You're such a little bitch" She says, "Head case, head case Turn that thing around Let's play a game when you hear me make a sound Just go quite a bit faster Pretend I'm gagged and bound" Oh, how I love to hear that sound Milkshake, milkshake, I love to feel you sweat We don't have to go to the pool If you want me to make you wet Can you keep a secret? 'Cause the best little secrets are kept And you're my best little secret yet Well, kit-kat-kit-kat, kitten you're the kicks She said, "Let me feel your love on me And come on, make it stick Aren't I the best of your little baby chicks?" Oh, you're my sweet tooth sugar fix Tick-tock-tick-tock, oh baby forget the clock You don't have to do a thing And you know I like your baby talk Just make sure to close the shades and turn the lock Milkshake, milkshake, I love to feel you sweat We don't have to go to the pool If you want me to make you wet But can you keep a secret? 'Cause the best little secrets are kept Ah, little Stacy Q When she doesn't have a thing to do She comes to my house Well, let's keep that between me and you