Big Fat Hairy Deal

Lyrics

I could've been a rich cat In the lap of a millionaire With wall-to-wall lasagna Mink scratching posts everywhere Yeah, I could've been a rich cat With a penthouse and a view But when I think about the haircuts Think about the baths Here's what I say to you: I said, "Big, fat, hairy deal" Give me a TV and a good, hot meal I said a nap in the sun A friend to go for a run The only thing that matters is how good you feel I could've been a show cat With a chauffeur and a limousine Cruisin' down Sunset Boulevard With my face on a magazine Yes, I could've been a show cat 'Cause I got the talent and all But I think about the pressure Think about the diets Here's what I say when they call: I said, "Big, fat, hairy deal" Give me a TV and a good, hot meal I said a nap in the sun A friend to go for a run The only thing that matters is how good you feel How do you feel? (Big, fat, hairy deal) Big, fat, hairy deal (Big, fat, hairy deal) Tell me, how do you feel (Big, fat, hairy deal) I love my lasagna (Big, fat, hairy deal) I'm gonna put it on ya (Big, fat, hairy deal) Big, fat, hairy deal (Big, fat, hairy deal) Tell me, how do you feel? (Big, fat, hairy deal) Feels so good (Big, fat, hairy deal) How do you feel? (Big, fat, hairy deal) Feels alright (Big, fat, hairy deal) Every day and night (Big, fat, hairy deal)