Bad Indigestion

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Michael Roe] Twinkies were a defense for a murder binge The killer had a high sugar count, but now he's on the mend He sold his soul to the hostess, she turned his brain to mush The lawyer said, "Sure, he killed 'em, judge! It was just a sugar rush!" [Chorus 1: Michael Roe] Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb Flies in the ointment, murder in the ham Hardened hearts and arteries, salt blocks in the Spam Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion [Verse 2: Terry Scott Taylor] Well, would we do the things we do if without poison in our blood? Would we hurt our fellow man while consuming all this crud? Break our vows, go to war, put mankind to shame If a chemical imbalance weren't coursing through our veins? [Chorus 2: Terry Scott Taylor] Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb Butter on the biscuits, grease in the pan Dyes in the candy, tubas in the band Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion [Bridge 1: Terry Scott Taylor] The god of our benefits is the great horn o' plenty Moves its great vegetable hand (Puts a little fruit here in all of our baskets) Helps us function better in the can (Yodel-yodel-yodel-yodeladay) [Bridge 1: Terry Scott Taylor and Michael Roe] The god of our benefits is the great cornucopia Moves its great vegetable hand (Puts a little fruit here in all of our baskets) Helps us function better in the can [Verse 3: Gene Eugene] Montezuma's revenge has got us on the run Double meat, Velveeta cheese between two hot cross buns Take seltzer and a prune, Peptobismal and a Tum And look into the crap we eat, you'll find a smoking gun [Chorus 2: Terry Scott Taylor] Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb Butter on the biscuits, grease in the pan Dyes in the candy, tubas in the band Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion