Lyrics

[Verse 1] Leave me alone seargant law and order Can't you do something useful with your time You spend your day moving me along You're always ignoring the real crimes So why don't you go and arrest Leonid Brezhnev For breaking and entering several nations For loitering with intent to invade poland And for threatening civilization [Chorus] Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes [Verse 2] And why don't you go and nick Ronald Reagan For disturbing the peace or fraud at best For his posеssion of offensive weapons And indеcent exposure to the world press And then you can lock up Margaret Thatcher For corruption and grand larceny For harbouring many well known criminals And indecent assault on our society [Chorus] Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes [Verse 3] Leave me alone seargant law and order Can't you do something useful with your time You spend your day moving me along You're always ignoring the real crimes There's all these crimes going on around you But still you try to pester me You're using kids as your very own scapegoat While all these murderers get off free [Chorus] Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes Real crimes