I Love You (But You’re Boring)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Birds are singing in the trees As we rise up in a beautiful morning But I can't hear that beautiful sound Because I'm permanently yawning What about the time of the fancy dress When you came dressed as your mum? And there I was, splendid in my penguin suit So scared to show my bill [Chorus] You must have been Listening to your Carousel, your Carousel That Carousel [Verse 2] Remember the time When I turned the house into a rocket ship? And you refused to come to Mars, you said, "It's too far" And you had to be back by six to watch your Carousel [Chorus] Mmm, Carousel, oh, Carousel Saturn's much too far, you had to watch Carousel (What's going on in there?) [Verse 3] When we first met, I asked you for your hand I didn't really mean that hand I meant join hands, bake phallic cake Carry 'round sticky tape and love those devil dogs Be an Indian elephant Bait straight people But you must've missed my wink, you must've missed my wink (I love you, but you're boring, you know) Oh, you must've missed my wink My wink, must've missed my wink [Chorus] (Maybe you were too busy) Listening Carousel, Carousel, listening to Carousel (I really do love you, but you're so particularly boring) Watching Carousel, listening Carousel, living Carousel You were watching Carousel, listening Carousel, living Carousel You were watching Carousel, you were listening Carousel You were living Carousel You were watching Carousel, you were living Carousel You were watching Carousel You were watching Carousel, you were watching Carousel You were watching Carousel