All Your Kayfabe Friends (Daytrotter Session)

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Gareth, Gareth & Aleks] Word is you slept in a weird position And your back and your shoulders are aching I say my stomach is chewing its way out from the inside 'Cause I've gone three days now without eating I died on a cross-trainer, getting in shape for you I fell at the first hurdle, you tell me I always do You asked if I'd be anyone from history Fact or fiction, dead or alive I said, "I'd be Tony Cascarino, circa 1995" [Chorus: Aleks & Harriet] We're feeling so much more content Knowing where our allegiances lie Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I [Verse 2: Gareth, Aleks] The time we spent around each others' waists The time spent expressing my distaste With my eyes on a lightbulb I choose to keep your birthday present for myself Blow candles, your ill health I'm being paid thirty-five pounds an hour As a specialist foot fetish model Flatter my arches, I pirouette for them I pick the angles, hide my ingrown toenail You think you're the needle that drains the blood donation You're just a repetition on an old, worn-out pin cushion [Chorus: Aleks & Harriet] We're feeling so much more content Knowing where our allegiances lie Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I [Bridge: Gareth] As the bus pulls away, I stare at the last field Before we hit the city, that emotional minefield I seduced your ex-boyfriend to help you get over him You found him more attractive, it helped you get over me [Chorus: Aleks & Harriet] We're feeling so much more content Knowing where our allegiances lie Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I [Verse 3: Gareth] In the shower, I chew the soap bar From the plastic, the morning after I love the look of empathy in your eyes I love the look of lust between your thighs