Lyrics

Snook: Welcome to the intro for this Los Amigos. cd Vingoe: Don't you mean album? S: Shhh. no one expects it to be an album V: NOBODY WILL BUY ANOTHER ALBUM! do-yuuuu S: For the benefit of the Radio Audience.ignore what you just heard S: Welcome to the intro for this Los Amigos album V: Brought to you by the pointless company S: The same people who brought you the inflatable anchor V: The solar powered teacake S: And.politics S: Right. I think. Before we brainstorm V: AHHH! STORM! BRAIN! AHHHH! S: MUST THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME?!? V: Sorry I get carried away. I take things too literally sometimes S: Anyway. I think we should first discuss our legions of fans V: How many are there? S: I'm not good at estimating, but I'd have to say about 6 billion! V: So all of 2 people then? S: Yes.we used to have fans. We priced Chris out of the market. Ben lost all his money on gambling debts. And Rachel was a our groupie, but then she heard us sing V: Oh.shame really S: Maybe we should offer lubricant with our albums to boost sales V: Bah. There's no time for lubricant S: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT! S: Anyway.Back to the brain.map V: AHHH MAPS! S: Sorry sorry! I forgot your chronic fear of maps. You can be really stupid with some of your fears sometimes V: Excuse me! Envelopes! S: AHHHH! V: Calm down. Calm down. We'll just have to do the spider diagram S: Yeh. Good idea. Who could be scared of spiders? pfft V: I also have a fear of axe-wielding maniacs S: Oh the irrational fears people have V: Ok. So what ideas do we got for the album? S: I was thinking something along the lines of 'Songs about pain' or something jolly like that V: How about songs about.wayne? S: Songs about spain? ...nah V: Songs about brains? ...nah S: Songs about rain? ...nah V: That's it! Songs about trains! S: That's it! Unemployment! V: No. No. That's not what I, I S: Well done Rob. You get 50% of the profits! V: Oooo. What's 50% of zero? S: I'll look it up someday V: Unemployment it is then... dumbass