Mad Mrs. Jesse Brown

Lyrics
I'm gonna call myself a taxi I'm gonna take a little trip downtown Search every bar and honky-tonk Till I find Jesse Brown Jesse ain't been making it home The past few Friday nights Something's been taking his money And keeping him out till broad daylight Hey cab driver, let me out right here There's a car I'm looking for And old Jesse's gonna be surprised When I walk through that door There he sits with a painted blonde Buying all the drunks a round I turned the jukebox off and introduced myself As mad Mrs. Jesse Brown Old Blondie headed for the ladies room But I caught her going in the door One good pull and her long blonde wig Went flying to the floor I washed her heavy make-up down With Jesse's mug of beer I pulled her off of that barroom floor And I flung her down in a chair Take a look at what you've got now, Jesse Brown Yea you've been loving on a phony honky-tonk clown Step up a little bit closer, I've got her all stripped down Take a look at what you've got now, Jesse Brown There she sits with a head full of pins And no eyebrows at all Her ruby-red lips ain't so red Her eyelashes ain't so long The big black mole and her rosy cheeks Disappeared in the fight Old Jesse Brown, just hang around I'm gonna turn on the lights Take a look at what you've got now, Jesse Brown Yea you've been loving on a phony honky-tonk clown Step up a little bit closer, I've got her all stripped down Take a look at what you've got now, Jesse Brown Take a look at what you've got now, Jesse Brown
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Credits
- Writers
- Ronnie Rogers