Harper Valley P.T.A.

Lyrics
I wanna tell you all a story About a Harper Valley widowed wife Who had a teenage daughter Who attended Harper Valley Junior High Well, her daughter came home one afternoon And didn't even stop to play And she said, "Mom, I got a note here From the Harper Valley PTA" Well, the note said, "Mrs. Johnson You're wearing your dresses way too high And it's reported you've been drinking And running around with men and going wild And don't believe you ought to be Bringing up your little girl this way" It was signed the secretary Of the Harper Valley PTA Well, it happened that the PTA Was gonna meet that very afternoon And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson Wore her mini-skirt into the room And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say She said, "I'd like to address this meeting Of the Harper Valley PTA" "Well, there's Bobby Taylor sitting there And seven times, he's asked me for a date And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use A lot of ice whenever he's away And Mr. Baker, can you tell us Why your secretary had to leave this town? And shouldn't widow Jones be told To keep her window shades all pulled completely down? Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'Cause he stayed too late at Kelly's Bar again And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath You'll find she's had a little nip of gin Well, then you have the nerve to tell me You think that as a mother I'm not fit Well, this is just a little Peyton Place And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites" No, I wouldn't put you on Because it really did, it happened just that way The day my momma socked it to the Harper Valley PTA Yea, my momma socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
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Credits
- Writers
- Tom T. Hall