Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir (+ETA)

Lyrics

[Part I: Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!] [Verse 1] The air is thick with the anticipation The children waving flags Today is gonna be the best day of their lives We all know the world is full of evil He keeps us safe day and night For our leader we are more than happy to die [Pre-Chorus] Red carpet He's truly here Attention Salute with eyes in tears [Chorus] Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! We all love you so [Verse 2] We are lucky to be born and raised here Better than Shangri-La Hey citizen! Just toe the line and you'll go far Our leader's giving you all your opinions 'Cause he knows what is best Decent is dealt with by removal of your hands [Pre-Chorus] Red carpet He's truly here Attention Salute with eyes in tears [Chorus] Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! We all love you so [Interlude] The whole world loves ya The whole world loves ya [Bridge] We all know what we've been told (We all know what we've been told) Our leader's heart is made of gold (Our leader's heart is made of gold) He kills babies when they cry They sound annoying and that's why He kills kittens that's a fact We must be better off like that We don't question life this way We never have to use our brains [Guitar Solo] [Pre-Chorus] Red carpet He's truly here Attention Salute with eyes in tears [Chorus] Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! We all love you Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! We all love you We all love you We all love you so [Part II: ETA] [Spoken: Ralph Ruiz] Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Captain Ruiz speaking We have reached our cruising altitude of 35.000 feet If you look out the window on the left side of the aircraft You'll see an enormous flying object on a direct intercept path with us Local air-traffic control has identified the object as Scare Force One We would have landed in Miami in 2 hours and 35 minutes Where the weather is 85 degrees And the winds are outta the north to west in 5 miles per hour Unfortunately, we have approximately, uhm, two to three minutes left I'm gonna unbuckle my seatbelt and have a Jack & Coke And I suggest you all do the same What the hell, Jack & Cokes for everyone, on me With that said, there are those whining, seat-kicking, annoying kids Nagging wives and bitches And drunken, obnoxious, snoring, fornicating Gentlemen Well, here's your chance, people Thank you for flying Monsterican Air Cab and crew, Charlene and Evilyn, meet me in the lavatory