Lyrics

Walking down the street one day I said, Hey there m'lady You sure look good to me and I'd like to make you my baby She said swell I felt good I thought I ought to keep her But the price of eggs went up that day and they ain't never got no cheaper She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart-heart-heart She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart Hey hear Mac! Yeah! Well, diamonds look like glass, a star looks like a planet A heart of gold weights about the same as a heart that's made of granite And you can't tell a queen these days from some old high-class floozy I ain't a king but I know by now I should-a been a little more choosy Hee-hee She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart-heart-heart She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart Now, I'm not an educated feller I didn't go to a fancy school But I can count and read and write and tell a horse from a mule Hee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha! Don't try to judge a woman boy its bound to bring you tears There's many different kinds my boy but they all got the same size ears She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart-heart-heart She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart