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The lyrics present a facade of marital bliss that is consistently undermined by the spoken asides and the skeptical observations of two other speakers. Initially, the Man and Woman 1 (Mildred) boast about their perfect marriage, using saccharine language like "my baby" and "so lucky." This manufactured perfection is immediately met with doubt from Woman 2, who finds their "picture of charm and devotion" unconvincing, noting the "baby" calls and clinging. The core tension lies in the stark contrast between the presented ideal and the underlying suspicion that something is deeply wrong. The narrative takes a sharp turn as the speakers reveal the less-than-ideal realities beneath the surface. Woman 2’s initial skepticism about the Man and Mildred’s marriage morphs into a confession of her own marital strategy: "I am available to my man." This is quickly followed by Mildred’s own critical observations, such as Woman 2’s smile showing "too much teeth" and the Man’s face being "like stone." The lyrics suggest that everyone is scrutinizing everyone else, picking apart the very qualities they might be trying to project or hide, revealing a pervasive sense of unease and distrust. The most striking craft element is the use of contrasting descriptions and the gradual unveiling of darker truths. While the Man and Mildred initially claim perfection, Woman 2 points out superficialities, and Mildred herself later critiques Woman 2’s "smile" and the Man’s stony expression. The introduction of swinging as a marital practice by the Man, followed by the shared, almost simultaneous "I don't believe it one bit" from multiple speakers, highlights a collective disillusionment. The lyrics employ a repetitive, almost mocking refrain of positive adjectives ("rapturous," "courteous," "generous," "chivalrous") that are then subverted by more negative ones ("fatuous," "unctuous"), creating a sense of profound artificiality. Ultimately, the effectiveness of these lyrics stems from their sharp, almost cynical dissection of idealized relationships. The constant, pointed disbelief from the observers, coupled with the increasingly desperate attempts by the couples to justify their arrangements, creates a palpable sense of unease. The final lines, where multiple speakers confess to feeling "sick from the sugar" and question the "sweat on your palms," powerfully convey that the forced sweetness and supposed liberation are, in fact, deeply unsettling and unsustainable, leaving the listener with a feeling of profound doubt about the authenticity of any presented happiness.

Loni Ackerman - Pop, Off-Broadway

I Don’t Believe It

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[WOMAN 1, WOMAN 2 & MAN] La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la [MAN, spoken] I hate to brag But Harriet's and my marriage is really going great [WOMAN 1, spoken] It's true, we've really got it together [MAN, spoken] Isn't my baby something? I don't know how two people can be so lucky [WOMAN 2] I, I don't, I don't believe I don't believe it one bit He's nice, he calls her "baby" too much She's sweet, the way she clings to his arm Charm, charm They are the picture of charm and devotion The way he looks deep in her eyes [MAN, spoken] You're special [WOMAN 2] Praises hеr up to the skies [WOMAN 1, spoken] No, you're spеcial [WOMAN 2] He is so loving and she is so perfect And I don't believe it one bit [WOMAN 1, WOMAN 2 & MAN] One bit! [WOMAN 2, spoken] You wanna know the secret of my marriage, honey? The secret is No matter how tired I am No matter what I've been through all day I am available to my man And that's why our marriage works [WOMAN 1] I, I don't, I don't believe I don't believe it one bit Her smile reveals a bit too much teeth [WOMAN 1 & WOMAN 2, spoken] His face is rather too much like stone (Honeybunch) Drone, drone (Sugarbunch) [WOMAN 1] All I can hear is the drone of her praises And while she's extolling their joy Why is he eyeing that boy? She is so "total" and he is so macho And I don't believe it one bit! [WOMAN 1, WOMAN 2 & MAN] One bit! [WOMAN 1, spoken] See, what makes Herbert and me different Is that we relate to each other as human beings I mean, when he looks at me, he doesn't see Mildred He doesn't care about Mildred He cares about this human being [MAN] I [WOMAN 2] I don't [MAN] I don't believe [MAN & WOMAN 2] I don't believe it one bit [MAN] Her [WOMAN 2] Voice [MAN & WOMAN 2] Is just a little too tense [WOMAN 1, spoken] We relate [MAN] His [WOMAN 2] Grin [MAN & WOMAN 2] Stays on a little too long Wrong, wrong There's something terribly wrong with the picture [WOMAN 2] Since everything's going so right [WOMAN 1, spoken] He really, really loves me [MAN] Why are her knuckles so white? [WOMAN 1, spoken] He really does [WOMAN 2] He is so open [MAN] And she is so gushing [WOMAN 2 & MAN] And I don't believe it one bit [WOMAN 1, WOMAN 2 & MAN] One bit! [MAN, spoken] Marianne and I have been swapping with other couples For about a year now We find that having sex outside our marriage Has actually brought us closer together [WOMAN 1, WOMAN 2 & MAN] I, I don't, I don't believe I don't believe it one bit His / my throat is just a little too dry His / my laugh comes just a little too quick Sick, sick I think I'm going to be sick from the sugar If sex really frees you from qualms [WOMAN 1 & WOMAN 2] What's all that sweat on your palms? [WOMAN 1, WOMAN 2 & MAN] Look at those couples Now she is so rapturous, he is so courteous She is so generous, he is so chivalrous She is so fatuous, he is so unctuous I don't know how they achieve it But I don't believe it one bit!

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Writers: Richard Maltby, Jr.
David Shire

I Don’t Believe It

I Don’t Believe It

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