The Tripping Forecast

Album cover art for "The Tripping Forecast" by Longwave & David Ault

Longwave & David Ault - Pop, Comedy

The Tripping Forecast

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Lyrics

And now, before the news and weather, here is the Tripping Forecast, issued by the Metabolising Office At 2300 hours Greenwhich Time has no meaning We are but atoms made from stardust There are warnings of Vicks Vaporub in Fitzroy, Sole, Shannon, Rockall, and Southeast Mum's been to Iceland It's not a good time to phone your mum, but she loves you very much The general synopsis at midnight: Viking, Forties, Cromarty R U On One Matie? Southeasterly 3 to 5 grams, increasing 6 or 7 later Feel the rush Slight becoming moderate, occassional rain Occassionally everything everything's gone Pete Tong Forth, Tyne, Dogger, Fisher Variable 2 to 4 tabs, might be a nice time to think about a cup of tea Wight, Portland, Plymouth, Biscay Variable 4 ounces becoming Northwest 5 for a time, then Southeast 4 or 5 later Moderate, mainly fair Good, occassionally seeing if you can move your consciousness across the dancefloor, and discover if God is indeed a DJ She is Trafalgar, Fitzroy, Sole I'm feeling quite loved up Good Nausea: rising Flashbacks and vapour trails: fair Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in bass Oi oi Fair, comedown, low Visibility: quite wobbly actually We're in the mushroom kingdom and I can see time Lundy, Fastnet, Irish Sea We are all one consciousness, the universe evolved to contemplate our own beauty and wonderful absurdity Crashing insights into everything becoming cyclonic Have a sniff of this, it'll bring you right up And that concludes the forecast And now, here's Melvyn Bragg tripping balls

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Credits

Writers
  • Rob Manuel