Hudson N.Y.

Lyrics

[Verse] You can find the truth in late night television You just gotta use the eyes that you were given Yes you can It'll help you find the things that you've been missing Things like Star Trek, Ab-flex and God who sends this message Straight to you Right from the heart [Chorus] Hey Jesus loves an asshole I know Kenneth Copeland told me so He's got his own TV show Yeah he must know [Verse] TV offers more than just religious guidance It'll help you solve the problems of your love life too Yes it can It'll blow your mind with one eight hundred numbers You can speak to girls who know how to cure loneliness Yes they do I can't wait [Chorus] Hey TV loves an asshole I know Telecafe showed me so It's got it's own TV show Yeah they must know Hey Jesus loves an asshole I know Kenneth Copeland told me so He's got his own TV show Yeah he must know Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey [Verse] You can even shop on late night television You could buy a book and maybe even read it I read one that told me TV's quite addictive I prefer to call it a two way interactive Yes I do And I should know [Chorus] Hey TV loves an asshole I know Telecafe showed me so It's got it's own TV show Yeah they must know Hey Jesus loves an asshole I know Kenneth Copeland told me so He's got his own TV show Yeah he must know