Hello Sailor (Girly-Sound Version)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hello, Sailor, buy you a drink? Hello, Sailor, tell me what do you think? How was the big beach, how was the sand? Did you fly an aeroplane, did you get a tan? How does it feel to be back on American soil Hearing no blood for oil? Hello, Sailor, tell me what do you think? Hello, Sailor, will we get him next week? How does it feel to be hated and loved back home? I'm telling you, you should have known [Chorus] That I'm a little despot, short and stout Here is my handgun, here is my crowd control When you tick me off then the bullets fly out Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit Free love is a whole lot of bullshit [Verse 2] Hello, Sailor Hello, Sailor, buy you a smoke? Hello, Sailor, can I tell you a joke? Knock knock, who's there? No, I'm just happy to see you It'll be a hundred if you come Hello, Sailor, tell me, how does it feel Hello, Sailor, to be fighting for real? Sailor, they got you coming and going Sailor, look out 'cause your pussy is showing How does it feel to be back on American soil Hearing no blood for oil? [Chorus] I'm a little prostitute, I put out and sell Here come the market monkeys with their little fontanelles When they tip me over, they better tip me well Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit Free love is a whole lot of bullshit [Verse 3] Hello, sailor, buy you a fuck? Hello, sailor, you had much more than luck You had the US of army on your side And that red, white, and pride Hello, sailor, I mean women and men Hello, sailor, you gonna be up for it again? How does it feel to make shooting stars in the sky? Was it a rush to almost die? Hello, sailor I said, "Hello, sailor" How does it feel to be back on American soil Hearing no blood for oil? [Chorus] I'm a little liberal, I'm stupid in doubt Here is my platform, here is my holy roller When you snow me under, I rock and roll you out Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit Free love is a whole lot of bullshit Free love is a whole lot of bullshit