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[Verse 1] He said that it's probably a bad place to be But it's probably worse than Manhattan Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America [Verse 2] Take the train right up to the zoo Don't look back on what you've been through 'Cause everyone's got a Monday Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America [Chorus] It's nice to be liked But it's better by far to get paid I know that most of the friends that I have Don't really see it that way But if you could give 'em each one wish How much do you want to bet? They'd wish success for themselves and their friends And that would include lots of money That would surely include lots of money [Post-Chorus] So if there are any of you little green elves Sitting out there today Step right up wish me old Irish luck But I also need shitloads of money And if there are any of you dirty rich old men Sitting out there out today Step right up I'm a lucky fuck But I'm gonna need shitloads of money I'm gonna need shitloads of money I have got to have shitloads of money ["Johnny Sunshine (Girly-Sound Version)" in Reverse] [Verse 1] He came over to my house Didn't even knock you just walked inside And when I didn't want to talk He said, "Oh, god, I know all the bullshit" [Chorus] Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself 'Cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not [Verse 2] And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve Coming over here after all of the times that You've tried to pull the wool over my eyes And my ears and nose and mouth and [Chorus] Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself 'Cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not" [Verse 3] And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve After all, it wasn't me who left and Now you're sleeping with that girl that you used To say that you have always hated [Chorus] Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself 'Cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not"