It Can’t Be True

Lyrics

[LUCY] Everything Charlotte says is a lie It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie Everything Charlotte says is a lie You better not believe her! 'Cause she says she saw Kendra and Evan at the mall Standing face to face… Laughing and talking and holding hands And slurping all the way to First base! But everything Charlotte says is a lie You better not believe her! [MOLLY, spoken] Kendra and Evan? [LUCY, spoken] Yup [MOLLY, spoken] But what about Brett? [LUCY, spoken] Ugh! I know, she's so full of it But really, really, really, don't say anything! [MOLLY, spoken] Of course not! I won't say a word [CHARLOTTE & CASSIE, spoken] Y'ello? [MOLLY, spoken] Cassie? [LUCY, spoken] Charlotte! [CASSIE & CHARLOTTE, spoken] Yo [MOLLY] Everything Charlotte says is a lie It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie Everything Charlotte says is a lie You better not believe her! 'Cause I just heard that She said she saw Kendra and Evan On their bikes Having a little race But everything Charlotte says is a lie! You better not believe her!   [LUCY] Everything Molly says is a lie It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie Everything Molly says is a lie You better not believe her! She said she saw Kendra and Evan Molly saw Kendra in the park Lettin' Evan get to second base! You better not believe her! [CASSIE, CHARLOTTE & MOLLY] Holy Mack-a-roly, oh, it can't be true! No, you can't repeat a single word I'm tellin' you! And oh, can you imagine what Brett would do If he heard that kind of a rumor? [MOLLY] Everything Cassie says is a lie… [CHARLOTTE] Everything Molly says is a lie… [CASSIE] Everything Charlotte says is… [ALL THREE] It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie! [MOLLY] Making up stories, I don't know why [ALL THREE] You better not believe her! [CASSIE] So don't say nothin'! [CHARLOTTE] But she just told me [MOLLY] She said she saw [ALL THREE] Kendra and Evan at the game Then they vanished without a trace Then she saw Kendra under the bleachers Lettin' Evan get to... Third base! [ALL SEVEN] Holy mack-a-roly, oh, it can't be true! There's an awful lot of trouble they could get in to! And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do If he heard that kind of a rumor? [EDDIE] Everything Kendra says is a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie! [MALCOLM] Doin' the tongue with some other guy! [EDDIE & MALCOLM] You better believe it! [ALL] 'Cause He said She saw She said She saw He said He saw Kendra and Evan at the mall Kendra and Evan at the park Kendra and Evan at the lake Kendra and Evan at the movies Kendra and Evan at the zoo [LUCY] And I just saw them Right now!