Princesses On Parade

Lyrics

[Intro: Footman, Footmen Quartet] Every single princess on the planet Prayed to be invited to the ball Every Portia, Guinevere and Janet Would come by coach or boat to be here Most would swim the moat to be here Just to be at this historic gala Girls would walk around or even crawl Rumor is that at this joyous scene tonight The prince likely will choose his future queen tonight [Instrumental break] [Verse 1: Chamberlain, Male Chorus] Beauty and glamour and breeding unmatched Princesses on parade Lovely, enthralling and all unattached The hoi polloi and those well-bred agree Each enjoy a royal pedigree Born for success, each possesses a spark Each a remarkable maid Boy oh boy these royal highnesses All have pluses, they've no minuses [Refrain: Chamberlain, Male Chorus] Gaze upon These princesses on parade [Spoken: Lord Rogers] This princess comes from Colchester, where corn and cotton grows. She plays croquet and harpsichord and sews her own clothes. Antonia isn't known to take the path of least resistance. She hails from south east Franisatan and came the farthest distance. Gruzilda lives to help the world, she finds no task too menial and all the other hopeful girls think she's the most congenial. Brunhilda is from Stuttgart, where our swords and armors' made [Refrain: Chamberlain, Male Chorus] Gaze upon These princesses on parade [Verse 2: Chamberlain, Male Chorus, Princesses, All] This is the likely occasion When the heir to the throne picks a wife This may be the day when Prince Derek will say "Where have you been all my life?" (Ahh) Brilliant, beguiling, the smiling brigade Princesses on parade Each the pride of her community Each a golden opportunity Just the thought that Crown Prince Derek'll Face his choice and he's hysterical Gaze upon Heap praise upon These radiant, glamorous, luminous, dazzling Princess on parade