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The police, the Mounties, feder-al Lawmakers in forty-six counties All be after me for something stupid Wrongfully accused, I didn't do it Shoot, kid, they got me runnin, I'm gunnin' No bones about it, they want me done in Face down in the mud from a bludgeon Blow to the head to stop the T from trudgin' Can you imagine a fate worse than that? Outlined chalk with a hole in your back Well, I can, but it ain't gonna happen I'm gonna keep on runnin', keep on rappin' Never get caught in the crossfire trap, an' If I do I won't fall I won't even need a Band Aid y'all They're gonna break your legs in a booby trap Nah, man, I'm immune to that Spill hot coffee on your lap Nah, man, I'm immune to that Clog your nose up with donkey crap Nah, man, I'm immune to that Crush your skull with a steel-toe tap Nah, man, I'm immune Nothin' here Since before I was born, been a fugitive Mom and dad didn't want no kids Got condom to prevent me, sperm entry All it did was tempt me To bust on through the safe sex and protection Tail in the air with my muscles flexing Swimming through the hot tide of spermicide No doubt I was gonna survive And then it hit me, bam, made me say 'Goddamn' Mom had a diaphragm But it wasn't enough to stop the T Renegade sperm with a plan to plant seed Like a farmer soon to be Plowing straight through to the ovaries Home free with an egg to impregnate Made my way past the latex gate Laid low for nine months straight Dipped in the cut, buildin' my strength up 'Til my reign of terror could commence on Earth Immune to death since my day of birth They got billy clubs and baseball bats Nah, man, I'm immune to that A hundred butts with a thousand cracks Nah, man, I'm immune to that Steam rollers that could squash you flat Nah, man, I'm immune to that An overdose with a heart attack Nah, man, I'm immune We interrupt this show with a special report Little T's on the loose and he can't be caught ? by the feds ? tickle The man's on the phone and he's all in a pickle This MC is an invincible criminal Consider him an armed and dangerous original Let the whole town ? critical Defenses are down and prediction is pitiful No leg pullin', huh, no pretendin' If you see him in the street, don't try and apprehend him Cuz it won't work, no matter how hard you try Kick him in his nuts, punch him in his eye Shoot him ten times and he just won't die Ah, hide your daughters, your wives, be advised Stay tuned, alert and stay inside I (I) M (M) M (M) U (U) N (N) E (E) Calling all cars, it's Little T They could black your eye with a backhand slap Nah, man, I'm immune to that Tear your gear, smear your pap Nah, man, I'm immune to that Tie you down to the railroad track Nah, man, I'm immune to that Kill you dead with a four four gat Na na na na na, na na, na na You don't even know all the ways they tried to catch me Pick me up, arrest me I guarantee every cop in this world detests me Because I'm pesky Nah nah-nah-nah nah, come and get it They sent a rabid dog in so I fed it It bit my arm off and I bled it Sewed it back on with a needle, I thread it Yeah, I didn't feel a damn thing No anesthetic needed, no sling Nothin' up my sleeve, no string I'm immune to everything They can clog your arteries up with fat Nah, man, I'm immune to that Squeeze your head 'til your brain goes splat Nah, man, I'm immune to that Pow, zam, biff, pop, thwap Nah, man, I'm immune to that Take your mic away so you can't rap Oh, that would be horrible