Welcome To The Family

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Welcome to the family, hope you have a real good life With my little sister, yeah, she'll make a real good wife Hope you have lots of babies, hope you get a real good job Hope you don't mind company 'cause we'll be here a lot [Pre-Chorus] And, brother, here's some brotherly advice If you know what's good for you, you'll treat her right [Chorus] 'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah, he's the judge and the jury, too Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son, and he'll dig a hole for you Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy, he'll fight you just for fun Mama's got a real bad temper and Daddy's got a shotgun [Verse 2] Welcome to the family and this side of the tracks If you ever leave her, you ain't coming back My nephew Red's a hunter and he's gonna hunt you down Just like he did the last one, and he still ain't been found [Pre-Chorus] I like you just fine, don't get me wrong But, boy, take care of her 'cause if you don't [Chorus] Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah, he's the judge and the jury, too Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son, and he'll dig a hole for you Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy, he'll fight you just for fun Mama's got a real bad temper and Daddy's got a shotgun [Instrumental Break] Yeah [Chorus] Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah, he's the judge and the jury, too Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son, and he'll dig a hole for you Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy, he'll fight you just for fun Mama's got a real bad temper and Daddy's got a shotgun [Bridge] Welcome to the family, hope you have a real good life With my little sister, yeah, she'll make a real good wife [Outro] Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), Daddy's got a shotgun Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), Daddy's got a shotgun Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), Daddy's got a shotgun Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), Daddy's got a shotgun Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), Daddy's got a shotgun Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), Daddy's got a shotgun Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), my daddy's got a shotgun