Patriotic SOB

Lyrics

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the republic for which it stands One nation under God Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all The red, white and blue for you and me The greatest nation that will ever be We got all you can desire We got the fire Freedom I'm a sinner, a sinner (Oh, I'm a sinner) You're a knock down, drag it out, patriotic son of a bitch (One patriotic S.O.B.) Sick like you, sick like me Mentally deranged and totally free I'm a sinner, sinner Sin for me We are all freaks in our own way Playboy was born in the U.S.A.  United we're strong, divided they fall The best lookin' women, boy, we got it all If sin's so bad, why's it so much fun? Sweet porno superstar, the right to own a gun Freedom of speech and all that sh— Spank you 'cause you like it, baby, tight, it barely fit I'm a sinner, a sinner (Oh, I'm a sinner) You're a knock down, drag it out, patriotic son of a bitch (One patriotic S.O.B.) Sick like you, sick like me Mentally deranged and totally free I'm a sinner, sinner Sin for me Sin for me Shake it, darlin' Sin for me Shake it, darlin' Firecracker poppin' on the 4th of July Wet T-shirt beauty queen, sweet as apple pie I'm surfin' the net, baby, lookin' for porn We can do that here, the best place to be born I'm a revolution maker, punk talkin' my smack I got millions of Americans and they got my back Yeah, I'm a sinner just like you Stars and stripes and the red, white and blue I'm a sinner, a sinner (Oh, I'm a sinner) You're a knock down, drag it out, patriotic son of a bitch (One patriotic S.O.B.) Sick like you, sick like me Mentally deranged and totally free I'm a sinner, sinner Sin for me Sin, sin, I'm full of sin Bang, bang, shoot 'em up We always win Win, win, gonna win today Winnin', we're the best, we're the U.S. of A.  Sin, sin, red, white and blue Full of sin, baby And so are you Sin, sin, gonna sin today Sinnin' because we like it in the U.S. of A.