Lyrics

Meet me at Dream Wizards on Parklawn Drive With a handful of paper and a 12-sided die I got a tip from the manager, the legion of doom Can be found doing battle in an underground tomb We veer down the stairs, and we start to descend Did you hallucinate, melting faces again Is the magic playing tricks with your mind Is it just our overlords sending us a sign [preChorus] Not so fast, there's a coming of tests Entrance in the counsel means completing a quest You must journey past the temple on 495 To the top of Great Falls and then you've got to dive [hook] Kill all the monsters you make Bathe in the blood that you spray My kind of dragons are too big to slay I hate to break it to you This ain't a game you should play My kind of dragons are too big to slay I rise up like pillars of salt Turns to the ocean, ? True name Nemesis and perilous vault My demonic tutor will instruct the assault A circle of war, yeah it starts to close in And you hallucinate melting faces again Is the magic playing tricks with your mind Is it just our overlords sending us a sign [preChorus] To the Cave of Ages, where the mages reside We are local legends, if we get out alive [hook] Eventually you will pay My kind of dragons are too big to slay I hate to break it to you, but you're not hex-proof, no By now you know (x3) we've got the deck stacked (Dream Wizards) By now you know (x3) we're holding all the cards By now you know (x3) we've got the deck stacked (Dream Wizards) By now you know (x3) you never expect your death [hook x2] I hate to break it to you, but you're not hex-proof