Cowboy

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Since I was a kid I had this dream I want to be a tough guy, wide and mean Flying bullets, flying fists Born to ride and to be kissed [Chorus 1] Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride Any horse and any bride Cowboy, cowboy, comes to town Beat you up and shoot you down [Verse 2] I wear my blue jeans very tight Please the ladies every night They put money in my hat Makes their husbands so upset [Chorus 1] Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride Any horse and any bride Cowboy, cowboy, comes to town Beat you up and shoot you down [Chorus 2] Cowboy, cowboy never die Feels no pain, never cries Cowboy, you get all the chicks Big, big horses and big dicks [Verse 3] Was never wild, never mean Never joined a cowboy scene I just ride my rocking chair Hide my teeth in tupperware [Chorus 3] Cowboy, cowboy, this is sad Vomit in your cowboy hat Cowboy, cowboy, this is fun Lost the bullets, fuck your gun Cowboy, cowboy, we died Every night I have to cry Cowboy, cowboy, what a prick Drunken horse and shrunken dick