Outro (2000)

Lyrics

[Intro] This is HDFW base to Chocolate Starfish, reading, over Chocolate Starfish, reading, over Your mission, Universal Communication Was your mission completed? Affirmative, permission to terminate Permission granted Bring it on! [Instrumental] [Skit: Ben Stiller & Fred Durst] Fuck Limp Bizkit, man! Jesus... "Ooh, I can put a Z in my name, I'm bad! I'm never gonna move out of Jacksonville I'm livin' in fuckin' Hollywood," huh Hmm, you know this is my first, uh, rock slash rap album So, it's kind of new for me, the whole pop world, you know This is a phat beat, by the way, and I'm talkin' P.H. phat Thank you, uh, to, uh, DJ Lethal for this phat beat Did you grow up with DJ Lethal, Fred? Y'know? *laughing* And did you call him DJ Lethal when you were kids? (That's his name) That's what his mama named him, huh? Ooh, little DJ Lethal Can't mess with Limp Bizkit, 'cause we get it on every day and every night So, back it up, you know what I'm sayin'? What, you don't like Limp Bizkit? What? No no no, I think Limp Bizkit is great, man! What do you like about us? Um, I like that you're so fuckin' out there with your message Uh, you know, "Shut the fuck up, man!" Watch out, mom! Big bad rock star Are you serious? "Ooh, I can slash your ass with a chainsaw!" No, I'm just saying The message of being able to slash someone's ass, that's a good message to put out there And with a chainsaw, we're gonna get it down raw or whatever You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about, right? *laughing* So obviously, you really don't— you're not down with the Bizkit No, no, I'm limpin' with the Bizkit! I'm totally limpin' with the Bizkit, man I am limpin' with the Bizkit! *laughing* Totally And would you pay? Are you gonna pay money to listen to this record? This record? Which one, this one? You mean, uh, Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water? Haha! So yeah, cut the beat and let's start this shit up, ok? Come on, shut the fuck up, and start this shit up It's all crazy thrash, punk, pop, metal to you But it's somewhere out there in the annals You know, up there with Rod Stewart and, uh, uh Uh, Rod Stewart is the Bizkit, man I mean, I'm talkin', when you're limpin' with the Bizkit You're talkin' about the major groups in rock 'n' roll Who else could take rap, hip-hop, thrash, punk-metal Take it, throw it in the can, spin it around And come out with something that wasn't fertilizer? And it was the Bizkit, the Limp Bizkit, man And when they came on the scene, I don't care what you say "Counterfeit" blew the fuckin' people downtown! *repeated laughter* [Hidden Track] [Phone Call: Fred Durst and Stephan Jenkins] *phone ringing* Hello? Yo Hello? Wassup bro? Stephan Where you at? Guess Where you at? *sings* "I don't wanna go to London" You're in London? Yeah What are you doing? Eatin' some food Fish 'n' chips? (both laugh) I wish I was eating fish 'n' chips, I dunno what I'm eating It's late at night What time is it where you are? Um, I'm trying to get ready to do another show, woah! Dude, everytime I talk to you, you're gettin' ready to do another show When are ya comin' back to Cali? Um, I think I got another week left here I wish you'd meet me in New York, we could kick it Dude Alright, well, rock on bro Right on, man Right on [Answering Machine: Rob Dyrdek] Sup, Fred? It's Rob I'm just trying to catch up with you I be doing the X Games and shit Ah, just lettin' you, I mean, ultimately, it's- I'm tryin' this skate park down here, it's sick as fuck man It's probably like Big League, man All grey ramps, like, studio walls, like, giant DC logos and shit! [Answering Machine: Mark Wahlberg] Yo, what's up, man? It's Mark I didn't reach you last night, so I don't know if you're still in New York It's uh, Friday, about 1:50 Uh, give me a call back- What kind of bullshit is this, man? This shit is good What you got here, you just check motherfuckers before they call? Lemme know what that shit is, man, I gotta get some of that Alright, peace