No Feet Skit

Lyrics

[Skit: Kevin Hart, Jacob Latimore ] Don't you got an English test today? I already speak English Okay. Well go ahead. You got it figured out Hey, hey! Before you go, let's play this out. Okay? You go with them, you get drunk How long before you drop out? I give it a week So now you're 17 year old wino When you're a wino, you do what wino do best You're going to jail. Once, twice Third time you get a hard judge Judge gives you two choices You got jail, you got the army Which one you going to take? Army ain't so bad You're right, it's not Except you forgot about one thing. War! So now you're in Afghanistan You know what they got in Afghanistan? Landmines! Boom! You got no legs So now what happens? You're right back here You're in the streets, but let's remember, you got no diploma, you got no feet, you got no job That means you're back at the liquor store getting drunk all damn day Now that you're drunk all day, you try to steal because you don't have a job, but your stealing ain't going too good because you can't run You know why you can't run? 'Cause you got no feet! Now you're stuck living in a refrigerator box Here's the bad thing. You're lonely, you in a gutter, and you're legless Is that what you want, huh?