THAT’S THE AMERICAN WAY!

Lyrics

[Intro] Now kids, what does Uncle Sam say we do when you see an immigrant pickin' strawberries or mowin' a lawn? (We call the feds!) That's right, we call the feds Because that's the way Jesus Christ would've wanted it Yeah (Yay!) [Verse 1] Big-ass gun and a big-ass beer On my wall got a big-ass deer On my wall got a big-ass buck And out front, got a big-ass truck in the yard I just shot a big-ass boar Might have a whole six pack by four Send all the immigrants right back home That's the American way I know That's the American way, my dude I think Jesus Christ would approve Let's put billionaires in the office we didn't vote for, they're so cool My favorite show is the nеws, but I hate them, I don't know what to do I got a red hat on thеy made in China I hate Asians, too Uh (Yeehaw) Especially those red dot Indians I just drank a twelve pack of Pabst and washed it down wit' a bottle of Jack I got a German shorthaired pointer, if I say so, he will attack All I listen to is country music, I hate hippity-hop and rap (Yeehaw) [Chorus] That's the American way That's the American way Eat that barbecue and jambalaya soup Have a heart attack any day Aye, uh That's the American way That's the American way Freedom of speech, but if I don't agree, you better watch what the fuck you say, aye (Yeah) [Verse 2] (Yeehaw) Get that lib shit out of my face I go to church, but I don't learn nothin' They want to turn our kids into gays God up there must have made a mistake I'm pro-life unless you're already living I think that women should keep the baby if they get raped (W'Ahh) (Why the fuck would you say that?) Because I love God so much with all my heart Take a family trip to Walmart Let's all pile inside the Chevrolet I hope every Muslim incinerates I think police should discriminate Hot dogs and ketchup my dinner plate, tastes great (Yeehaw) [Chorus] That's the American way That's the American way Eat that barbecue and jambalaya soup Have a heart attack any day (Yeehaw) That's the American way That's the American way Freedom of speech, but if I don't agree, you better watch what the fuck you say Aye (Yay!) (Yeehaw) (Hahahahaha!) [Outro] Now, kids, what do we do if we see a protester in the street with a sign exercising his First Amendment right to freedom of speech? (We floor it!) That's right, we floor it