TERMINALLY ONLINE DUDE SIGNS RECORD DEAL

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[Intro/Skit 1] Hey, welcome to the studio Yeah, what's up dude? Yeah, good to meet you, for real Um, yeah, come on in, we are runnin' out of time already The label says we need to make a song today Okay, so just get in here? Yeah, so, just—, just rap about whatever you're thinkin' about Uh, whatever I'm thinkin' about? Yup, whatever you're thinkin' about Uh, right now? Just rap about it right now Okay, I didn't prepare anything so- You're a rapper, just rap about- rap about bein' a rapper Okay, um [Chorus] Yeah I should probably say somethin' a rapper would like, "Bitch, I'm high" Or, "I always got the stick on me, like I got crucified" Maybe, "I'm in inside the hellcat, and I'm doin' 205" How 'bout, "I don't play around, this shit to me is do or die" (Yeah, yeah) Do or die (Yeah, yeah) Do or die (Yeah, yeah) Do or die (Yeah, yeah) Do or die (Yeah, yeah) Do or die (Yeah, yeah) It's do or die (Yeah, yeah) It's do or die (Yeah, yeah) It's do or die (Yeah, yeah) [Verse 1] Yeah, yeah There ain't we to in me, this shit is you or I Drink the Kool-Aid if you want, I know that shit is suicide I should probably say somethin' a rapper would like, "homicide" Look at all my commas, stackin' up to God up in the sky In the sky, in the sky, in the sky In the private jet, I fly over Dubai, then go straight to Rome I just bought a massive 150 million dollar home I don't pay my taxes so the middle class is shrinkin' more [Skit 2] How's that? Yo, do you think you could just rap about normal stuff? Oh, okay I don't think the- the average music listener wants to think about the middle class shrinking, let's try the next verse Okay, ri-right now? Alright, go Okay [Verse 2] When I'm thumbin' through my money, it feel like a dictionary And I got an AK-47, it is big and scary Bitch, I'll send you straight to Jesus, I feel like a missionary Choppa turn yo' ass to smithereens, now there ain't shit to bury I just popped a Perc', it got me talkin' like I'm Joe Biden I wonder what Hunter Biden's laptop is really hidin' If you talkin' shit, the situation can get very violent Did you know that Jim Carrey took a trip to Epstein Island? I got VVSs on my neck, you know they flawless diamonds (Yeah) A laser caused the fires that hit the Hawaiian islands (Yeah) Smokin' sticky, light the blunt up with a burnin' flame (Yeah) They did 9/11 to get the insurance claim (Yeah) [Skit 3] Yo, so I noticed you keep slippin' back into rappin' about internet conspiracy-bullshit nobody wants to hear about Uh-huh Please, just rap about normal stuff Okay, I can try— I felt like I was Okay, let's just try this last part [Chorus] Yeah I should probably say somethin' a rapper would like, "Bitch, I'm high" Or, "I always got the stick on me, like I got crucified" Maybe, "I'm in inside the hellcat and I'm doin' 205" How 'bout, "I don't play around, this shit to me is do or die" (Yeah, yeah) Do or die (Yeah, yeah) Do or die (Yeah, yeah) Do or die (Yeah, yeah) Do or die (Yeah, yeah) Do or die (Yeah, yeah) It's do or die (Yeah, yeah) It's do or die (Yeah, yeah) It's do or die (Yeah, yeah) [Outro/Skit 4] How's that? Yeah, I actually think that, uh—, that last hook you laid down is usable Oh, okay I'm just gonna get rid of these verses here Uh— Just like that... What the fu—, wait, what? And then we'll send it to Drake to replace them Wait, tha—