myparentsaresleepinginthenextroomandidontwantowakethemup

Lyrics

[Intro: Lil Darkie] I gotta plug the keyboard in Yuh This is the adlibs Ayy, ayy' yuh' nigga You ain't know shit My rap name is Lil Darkie This beat is produced by LiL CUBENSiS Be very quiet' my parents are sleeping in the adjacent room [Verse 1: Lil Darkie] Shh! My mom and dad are sleeping Through the corridors, I'm creeping Just to get me some juice Tie my bedpost like a noose so I can get out of my window Now my dad has some security The beeping will let him know that I'm tryna hang with friends, though Smoking hella Indo' take a silent bong rip I hope you can hear the smoke on my lip, bitch I am just a bit rich, I have a thick bitch Sittin' on my dick tip' I'm Indian so it fit [Interlude: Lil Darkie & LiL CUBENSiS] Hey! Shut the fuck up! It's two in the fucking morning, I gotta get up at 5 AM to work! I'm sorry Go the fuck to bed! I'm sorry Uh, son of a bitch The adlibs are back now Yeah [Verse 2: Lil Darkie] Fuck my dad, my dad is a bitch, he's a snitch Probably gon' go tell my mom to take the whole Nintendo Switch from me (Uh) I'll drown him in Listerine that he makes me use even though it hurts (Uh) My dad is the worst, it's a curse (Uh) I'ma go and take some gum out Mama purse Because I bet she got some gum inside her purse I'm the first person to think of that Where my daddy's drinks is at? I know this nigga ain't that smart The fuck this nigga's drinks is at? If I was him and he was me the fuck I'd think I'd think they at? Underneath the sink I'd check [Outro: Lil Darkie & LiL CUBENSiS] Ooh, momma got a vibrator? What the fuck? Dad, what the fuck is this shit, nigga? Hey, shut the fuck up! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm fucking sorry I'ma go to sleep now Sike, nigga!