Lyrics

She says it's good to get tan She says it's bad to get burned She says it's great gettin' high She says it's lame to get fried She says there's way too many drugs Too many chumpy junkie thugs And it ain't no fun fallin' five flights of stairs to a real fierce fisting And it ain't that sweet workin' six nights a week And your swimsuit gets ripped and it's dripping wet with frosting It's colossal, it's much bigger than us It's the shit they stick in liquor makes us lick the chicks that we don't even love And it ain't that great and it ain't that great