King of the Crooks

Lyrics

The camera swivels his head as I'm running away The bell is so lonely it can't think of quite what to say The dogs are like children, they just want to go out and play The criminals sleep I still remember the days when I was afraid That I'll always be straight When the man comes around, he'll be holding the crown For the king of the crooks Commit a felony Commit a felony Now that my hang-ups are gone They're finally out of the way I can be guilty-free me I won't be worried today I'll open windows at night And take the milk out thе fridge I'll tell my parents a fib of pardonеd felonies Of pardoned felonies Of pardoned felonies Of pardoned felonies Of pardoned felonies