Accidental Rubarb

Lyrics

Even the avid gardener has some oversight Even Monty Don sows courgettes ahead of time And no one in the British Isles has access to sunlight No one in the British Isles There's accidental rhubarb, baby Growing in the ground Dunno how it got there I swear it planted itself somehow Even the most attentive gardener has some weeds The neatest gardens have the most vulnerable seeds And we can't all go round snipping slugs and snails in half And leaving trails of salt along the garden path There's accidental rhubarb, baby Growing in the ground No idea how it got there I swear It planted itself somehow The rhubarb is growing It shows no sign of slowing There's no way of knowing when it will stop There's accidental rhubarb, baby Growing in the ground Dunno how it got there I swear it planted itself somehow