Army

Album cover art for "Army" by LEW (Lauren Weintraub)

LEW (Lauren Weintraub) - Pop

Army

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[Verse 1] I should've known the first red flag Was when you said you didn't like The Beatles And then the thirty second one's How the things you loved were all a little bit illegal [Pre-Chorus] Can't believe when you left, I was sad My friends all say I dodged a bullet But it's worse than that [Chorus] I dodged a year of bad sex You're wishing I was your ex And waiting up for you to never call me Dodged an emotional wreck Downplaying all my success Not even man enough to ever say sorry My friends say I dodged a bullet But they don't even know it No, I dodged a whole damn army (No, I dodged a whole damn army) [Verse 2] Life's been so much better now since you moved out So sweet, no sour I ripped up all your shirts And took your three-in-one and got it out of my shower [Pre-Chorus] Can't believe when you left, I was sad My friends all say I dodged a bullet But it's worse than that [Chorus] I dodged a year of bad sex You're wishing I was your ex And waiting up for you to never call me Dodged an emotional wreck Downplaying all my success Not even man enough to ever say sorry My friends say I dodged a bullet But they don't even know it No, I dodged a whole damn army [Bridge] I pledge allegiance to me, myself and I Hope I don't see you in another life I pledge allegiance to me, myself and I No, I don't need you, I'd rather die (I pledge allegiance, me, myself and I) (I don't need you, I'd rather die) [Chorus] I dodged a year of bad sex You're wishing I was your ex And waiting up for you to never call me Dodged an emotional wreck Downplaying all my success Not even man enough to ever say sorry My friends say I dodged a bullet But they don't even know it No, I dodged a whole damn army [Outro] I should've known from your mullet Wasn't dodging a bullet No, I dodged a whole damn army

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Credits

Writers
  • LEW (Lauren Weintraub)
  • Tofer Brown