Space Hero

Lyrics

Do you wanna be a hero in the sky? Do you wanna be a hero in the sky? High adventure, higher pay, join the Space Marines today And you're gonna be a hero in the sky! Do you wanna wear a macho uniform? Do you wanna wear a macho uniform? Olive Sherman BVDs, pants that bag around the knees Yeah, we'll put you in a macho uniform! Do you wanna rise as early as the birds? Do you wanna rise as early as the birds? Well on that you'll have no choice, when you hear the sergeant's voice Yeah, you'll always rise as early as the birds! Do you wanna eat exotic space cuisine? Do you wanna eat exotic space cuisine? Powdered eggs and wafer bars, nameless stews and burger char Yeah, you'll always eat exotic space cuisine! Do you wanna own the latest weaponry? Do you wanna own the latest weaponry? Guns that jam and spray like hell, with the stocks made by Mattel Yeah, you'll always own the latest weaponry! Do you wanna take a bodybuilding course? Do you wanna take a bodybuilding course? Our basic training tends to put muscles on both ends Yeah, we'll put you through a bodybuilding course! Do you wanna kiss some gorgeous foreign dames? Do you wanna kiss some gorgeous foreign dames? On a hundred worlds or more, there's still just one kind of whore Yeah, that's what you'll see of gorgeous foreign dames Do you wanna test the latest weapons made? Do you wanna test the latest weapons made? On every other pass, Ron'll get you in the ass Yeah, that's how you'll test the latest weapons made Do you wanna further medical research? Do you wanna further medical research? Between modern weaponry and the new kinds of VD You will surely further medical research Would you be young and handsome all your life? Would you be young and handsome all your life? Well the odds are good that you will be dead by twenty-two So you will be young and handsome all your life! Hero is a four letter word Hero is a four letter word Just another term for Fool, and you'll learn well in our school That Hero is a four letter word That Hero is a four letter word