Lyrics

[Chorus] Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Beware! [Verse 1] I didn't gripe at scientists who cloned the sheep and cat Tissues, even organs, I can go along with that But resurrecting dinosaurs, now that's a bit too much And now they're really out of touch [Chorus] Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Beware! [Verse 2] They cloned the stegosaurus, brontosaurus, and T-Rex The predators and herbivores of every size and sex But they weren't earning bucks enough out in Jurassic Park; Commercialism lit the spark [Chorus] Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Beware! [Verse 3] The leather, teeth, and bones they sell for prices you can't beat A single brontosaurus makes a hundred tons of meat They're cleaning up on fast food. They've really whacked the game McDonald's doesn't taste the same [Chorus] Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Beware! [Verse 4] There's brontosaurus burgers and there's stegosaurus stew Diplodocus in dim sum, Ichthyosaurus sushi too They sell the lard for shortening when they've sold off the meat; It's in every processed food you eat [Chorus] Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Beware! [Bridge] [Verse 5] That taste of oily lizard is in everything you'll find Don't ask about cholesterol; the grease can knock you blind You have to shop the fancy stores to get any relief So now I'm asking: "Where's the beef?" [Chorus] Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Beware! [Chorus] One more time! Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Dinosaur cookies! Beware!