One Way Widow

Lyrics

[Spoken] She was sweet sixteen Baby beauty queen Straight white teeth Bathed in beauty cream Priss don't drink and priss don't smoke Shit don't stink and don't take jokes Botoxed in bobby socks Cold as ice All the boys where like white on rice The end result is still the same You can't go back the way you came [Part 1] Drink on mint juleps on the tennis court The wealthy widow wanted more than sport The tennis pro thought it was inappropriate The wealthy widow thought that they should go for it She giggled, pickled Tanned as leather Sacks of sand in her cashmere sweater Oh Madame, the way you waste my time It's so divine Kissing the concrete you'd swear it was skin Her manicure secretes original sin Oh Madame, your taste for steak and wine Serves to impress me [Part 2] You're so vain, I bet you don't think this song is about you Profane Jane (You can't go back the way you came The end result is still the same) You're so vain, you probably don't think this song is about you Champagne Jane (You can't go back the way you came The end result is still the same) [Part 3] So many eager sinners Only seven deadly sins Hell's so goddamn crowded That there's no one getting in The line goes to the river Styx But she can get you in [Part 4] It was work but the work was fun What will they say when they see what we done? What will they say when they see what we do? 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2- One of us has got to go One of us has got to cum Bury me in mistletoe Put a dollar on my tongue You're so vain You're so vain