Hey Harry Potter

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Harry left me in the lurch, three long years ago After the Second Task of the Tournament, you know I helped him with the mermaids, but did he thank me? No! Hey, Harry Potter, whatcha trying to show? Didn't come to my bathroom, didn't come to my stall Didn't even make the effort to visit me at all He didn't send an owl, no, he didn't even call Hey, Harry Potter, you are making me bawl! Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah! You strut on back to Hogwarts with your foolishness and pride Harry won't come see me, though he must know how I've cried And you're only using Myrtlе to help you get inside Hеy, Ron, Hermione, your request is denied! The sink's right over there, but I won't help you anymore You'll have to speak some Parseltongue to get you through the door Oh, wait, I forgot, you've never spoken it before Hey, Ron, Hermione, you are in for a chore! Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah! So good luck with the Chamber, hope you make it on your own I hope Harry's happy and kills Voldemort alone But I'm depressed 'cause Harry left, never to atone Hey, Harry Potter Hey, Harry Potter Hey, Harry Potter Hey, Harry Potter Hey, Harry Potter, you're making me moan! Waaaaaaaaaah!