The Oldest Man on MySpace

Lyrics

I'm the oldest man on MySpace On the old computer by my rest home bed All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times Everyone in my Top Eight is dead When I see a teenaged girl all made up like a whore It takes me straight back to the second world war But I know she'll never love an old fart like me Which is why I put my age as twenty-three I'm the oldest man on MySpace Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song I'm writing out my will in glitter text I'm giving everything to Tom Whippersnapper OMG Less than three LOL What's that smell? Oops I'm the oldest man on MySpace I'm the oldest man on MySpace I'm the oldest man on MySpace I'm the oldest man on MySpace I'm the oldest man on MySpace