Practice 10-15-2010

Lyrics

[0:00 - 4:48 | Fine] [Verse 1] Today has a way of scarring your eyes With negative light, but it's a disguise I put on my shades, and see through the lies And the convenient truth is Light is on the way, we'll be having a fun time It's such a lovely day, we should pocket the sunshine And never give it back, even if there's a heat wave Or terrorist attack, it will just be a close shave [Pre-Chorus] I know (I know) That every bomb has a silver lining I know (I know) It won't be long until [Chorus] Everything works out nice in the end The sun will marry thе moon It'll be fine Why don't we sit back, mеllow again And have a nice afternoon? It'll be fine [Verse 2] I go for a walk, the sidewalk is cracked I'm not superstitious, but I made a pact With old Mother Earth, she'd get off my back If I get off hers 'Cause light is on the way, we'll be having a fun time It's such a lovely day, we should pocket the sunshine And never give it back, even if there's a heatwave We're stalling on the track, it will just be a close shave [Pre-Chorus] I know (I know) That in a snap, all the birds will sing I know (I know) I'm full of crap, but still [Chorus] Everything works out nice in the end The sun will marry the moon It'll be fine Why don't we sit back, mellow again And have a nice afternoon? It'll be fine [Bridge 1] Fine, fine, fine Everything is gonna be Fine, fine, fine Everything is gonna be Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine... [Chorus] Everything works out nice in the end The sun will marry the moon It'll be fine Why don't we sit back, mellow again And have a nice afternoon? It'll be fine [Bridge 2] Everything works out nice in the end (I know) Works out nice in the end (That every bomb) Everything works out nice in the end (Has a silver lining, I know) Works out nice (It won't be long until) [Chorus] And everything works out nice in the end The sun will marry the moon It'll be fine Why don't we sit back, mellow again And have a nice afternoon? It'll be fine [Outro] Dicks [4:49 - 7:00 | Toy Food] [Verse 1] Drumsticks, cake mix, watermelon, taco shells Soda pop, lemon, apple, olive oil, cheerios Green grapes, purple grapes, lettuce, pretzel, corn, ketchup Orange juice, hot dogs, chicken noodle soup [Chorus] (Toy Food!) Like real food, but is toy (Toy Food!) Not real food, do not eat (Toy Food!) Like real food, but is toy (Toy Food!) Not real food, do not eat [Verse 2] Sweet peas, strawberries, salt and pepper French fries, garlic loaf, refried beans Bananas, red pepper, green pepper, crinkle fries, ice cream Turkey chunks, chicken chunks, tuna chunks, fudge [Chorus] (Toy Food!) Like real food, but is toy (Toy Food!) Not real food, do not eat (Toy Food!) Like real food, but is toy (Toy Food!) Not real food, do not eat [Bridge] Hamburger, hamburger—donuts Hamburger, hamburger—pizza Hamburger, hamburger—carrot Hamburger, Hamburger Helper [Verse 3] Green beans, oranges, pea pods, pineapple Croissant, potato, spaghetti, baguettes Potato chips, tomato soup, pickle, cookie, niblets Milk, peas, gourd, meat [Chorus] (Toy Food!) Like real food, but is toy (Toy Food!) Not real food, do not eat (Toy Food!) Like real food, but is toy (Toy Food!) Not real food, do not eat [Outro] Toy food Toy food [7:01 - 10:05 | As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It] [Verse 1] Hey, turn your techno music down Your grandpa's coming down tonight No, I don't want to hear it, we'll be having macaroni You will be polite when he's here tonight Don't talk about the internet Your grandpa doesn't understand You will not bring your Game Boy or whatever to the table Do you understand? He doesn't understand [Chorus] As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad, I'm your dad [Verse 2] What happened to my medicine? The stuff I take to keep my hair It's obvious you took it and you sold it on the street 'Cause you don't even care if I lose my hair Okay, I found my medicine [?] at you But let this be a lesson, if you ever steal my medicine That's what I'll do, I'll yell at you [Chorus] As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad, I'm your dad [Bridge] "I consider myself a reasonable merman." "I set certain rules and expect those rules to be obeyed." "The contact between the human world and merworld is strictly forbidden." "I don't care how good [?]. As long as you are under my ocean, my rules" [Chorus] As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad, I'm your dad! [10:01 - 14:47 | Redesign Your Logo] [Verse 1] Redesign your logo, we know what we're doing We are here to help you; everything's connected Time is of the essence, we live in the future Color makes us hungry; everything's connected Redesign your logo, we know how to do it Make the calculations, put them into action We will find the angle, starting with convention On to innovation; everything's connected [Verse 2] Here we have a circle, smooth and inoffensive This will be the basis for your revolution Gravity is crucial, geomagnetism With some calculation, we will find your logo DNA is crucial, we must understand it In the human genome we will find your logo Everyone will see it, every demographic If they fail to see it, are they even human? [Verse 3] Every demographic: men 18{?] to 30 College educated women over 40 Suicidal poets, fat Midwestern fathers Kids with diabetes, Pentecostal preachers Mothers under 20, interracial couples Atheist professors, government employees Xenophobes and racists, private aviators Everyone will see it, every demographic [Verse 4] Think about it this way: guided evolution This will be a new breed: cutting edge, but classic Fully complimentary, bold and self-sufficient Symbolizing freedom, and, of course, your product When the logo's finished, then we will unveil it Seven billion people instantly enlightened Everyone's rebranded, all the fighting's over Say goodbye to conflict, that design's rejected There's no longer language, only recognition There's no longer country, only corporate colors Color makes us hungry, hunger makes us human Everyone can see it; everything's connected Hey! [Outro] Redesign your logo, give us all your money Redesign your logo, give us all your money Redesign your logo, give us all your money Redesign your logo, give us all your money [?] (Ninety-nine perc-) [14:49 - 18:54 | Ode to Crayola] [Verse 1] Outrageous Orange, Laser Lemon, and Jungle Green That's what I said Wild Watermelon, Midnight Blue, Atomic Tangerine Radical Red, Sky Blue, and Shamrock too And Gold so true it glows I love the Razzmatazz, and Purple Pizazz And Razzle Dazzle Rose Every color's like an old friend Hot Magenta is a godsend [Pre-Chorus] I took the factory tour It really opened the door, and I at once became transfixed I know they're pieces of wax But I can never relax without my box of 96 [Chorus] Crayola, Crayola's all that I know The colors, delicious, making a rainbow Crayola, I love you so [Verse 2] I love them so much, every shade, every gorgeous hue It's no surprise They're taking over everything that I say and do I'm gonna rise at dawn with no clothes on And color on my skin Colors of life and love from heaven above Absolve me of my sin I would wear them like a nightgown But they're getting kinda worn down [Pre-Chorus] I took the factory tour It really opened the door, and I at once became transfixed I know they're pieces of wax But I can never relax without my box of 96 [Bridge] I love you Vivid Violet I love you Robin's Egg Blue I love you Screamin' Green And Purple Mountain's Majesty too I really love my babies I really love my babies I love my crayons and I love the way they taste [Chorus] Crayola, Crayola's all that I know The colors, delicious, making a rainbow Crayola, I love you Crayola, I love you Crayola, Crayola's all that I know The colors, delicious, making a rainbow Crayola, I love you Crayola, I love you Crayola, Crayola's all that I know The colors, delicious, making a rainbow Crayola, I love you Crayola, I love you Crayola, Crayola's all that I know The colors, delicious, making a rainbow Crayola, I love you Crayola, I love you Crayola, Crayola's all that I know The colors, delicious, making a rainbow Crayola, I love you Crayola, I love you Crayola, I love you so! [18:55 - 22:48 | The Ocean] [Intro] {?} [Verse 1] Set sail, for I am like the whale I'm on a different frequency Salt water's my cup of tea, literally Look around, adventure can be found Dolphins abound and say hello They'll show me which way to go, I know [Chorus] There is no horizon I cannot set my eyes on The ocean, the ocean I feel a storm approachin', like seagulls in slow-motion Me and my mermaid girlfriend Ballroom dance on a wave in the ocean But keep in careful mind, 'cause you will always find Endless danger to brave on the ocean But that's just the way the ocean is [Verse 2] Show no fear, for on this strange frontier Monsters can smell the fear in you That's how they know just who to pursue We may just slightly lose our way But trust me with navigations I know the constellations, well, some [Chorus] There is no horizon I cannot set my eyes on The ocean, the ocean I feel a storm approachin', like seagulls in slow-motion Me and my mermaid girlfriend Ballroom dance on a wave in the ocean La la la la la la la the ocean [Bridge] Oh yes we ballroom dance on a wave in the ocean And you can't stop our love Yes we ballroom dance on a wave in the ocean And you can't stop our love In fact we ballroom dance on a wave in the ocean And you can't stop our love [Outro] Ballroom dance to the rhythm of the tide Now my body's on land but my heart will reside In the only place I've ever felt pacified Or atlanticized, as it were I refer to the ocean ("Under The Sea" Melody) [22:49 - 27:10 | The Machine] [Verse 1] All that he does is chip away Each day he sticks to his routine Putting the pieces on Building a big machine He ran out of room inside his room And so he moved it all outside Now it's a bit too big Now it's a mile wide The family vans across the desert Follow signs to park and stare Nobody says hello Nobody knows he's there They just look at the blinking lights and greebles Interlocking arms of steel And they think Nothing could be so big Nothing could be so real They think [Chorus] One million springs And spinning things, it's quite a view We have no clue What does it do? That's the beauty of it It doesn't do anything Doesn't do anything [Verse 2] He made his own night-vision goggles Now he lurks inside the frame Perfecting it from within Forgetting his own name All that he knows is that it needs him All it knows is he needs it Every piston Every single little bit The government people in black helicopters Try to snoop around I'm so sorry, but he needs the extra parts He takes the choppers down Now there are tanks on the horizon Asking "what are his demands?" Not one of them understands Nobody understands All the megaphones scream [Chorus] One million gears Perhaps our fears are coming true What does it do? What does it do? That's the beauty of it It doesn't do anything Doesn't do anything [Bridge] Lost in solipsism He then slowly pulls a lever Which sets off a mechanism Which does nothing whatsoever But the nothing that it does Negates the everything we know Because it's screaming just because Because it's neither friend or foe And so we label it a menace Or a grandiose work of art From its finale to its genesis We slowly pull it all apart [Outro] That's the beauty of it It doesn't do anything, do anything Doesn't do anything, doesn't do anything [27:11 - 29:46 | Stick Stickly] [Verse 1] I remember When I was just a boy Summer afternoons Would fill me up with joy I'd sit right down Turn on the TV Every day I'd giggle mischievously [Verse 2] I remember Laughing like a buffoon When I'd watch him On Nick in the Afternoon He was my favorite thing About Nick Yes that little Popsicle, Stick Stickly! (Ooh-ooh-ooh!) [Chorus 1] And he'd sing "Write to me Stick Stickly! P.O. Box 963 New York City New York State 10108! 10108!" [Verse 3] It's been years now Since his show has aired We sent a letter, it got returned And now we're scared Where'd he go? What did they do with him When they decided they were Through with him? [Verse 4] Did they break him Or burn him down for heat? Were his googley eyes Thrown out in the street? Or is he fine? That's what I'm praying I recall he was always saying "Simmer down, simmer down, simmer down!" [Chorus 2] And he'd sing "Write to me Stick Stickly! P.O. Box 963 New York City New York State 10108! [Chorus 3] And he'd sing "Write to me Stick Stickly! P.O. Box 963 New York City New York State 10108! 10108" [Outro] [unintelligible] [29:46 - 33:58 | Eighth Wonder] [Verse 1] Extra clever Earthbound spirit Ghost in the form Of a mongoose [Pre-Chorus] And I have hands And I have feet I'll never die I am a freak [Chorus] Hello, I'm here I'm living in the wall I know I might be small, but I, I, I, am a Freak [Verse 2] Thou wilt never Know what I am I am the fifth dimension And I'll split the atom [Pre-Chorus] And if you see me You're paralyzed Pillar of salt You're mummified [Chorus] Hello, I'm here I'm living in the wall I know, I might be small But I am the Eighth Wonder [Verse 3] And I was born 1852 And I was born In India [Pre-Chorus] And I shall haunt Like the Buggane With such weird noise And clanking chains [Chorus] Hello, I'm here I'm living in the wall I know I might be small, but I, I, I, am a Freak [Verse 4] I say "vanished" To underground Jim, let me go I watch like Hell [Pre-Chorus] And I have hands And I have feet I'll never die I am a freak [Chorus] Hello, I'm here I'm living in the wall I know I might be small But I am the Eighth Wonder [Outro] Eighth wonder of the world You'll never get to see What in the name of God can I be? [33:59 - 38:07 | Bill Watterson] [Verse 1] Where'd you go when you were done? I'd like to know what you've become Your biggest fan, awake at dawn I cry, I stand on your front lawn [Verse 2] It's plain to see you're scared of me But that's not how it's supposed to be When you're the reason I'm in town And every piece of mind you put down... [Pre-Chorus 1] Don't you know I think you're the cat's meow? (Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow) Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now? (Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow) [Chorus 1] Bill Watterson, can't you hear me? Bill Watterson, please don't fear me Don't treat me like I have rabies I only wanna have your babies [Verse 3] Tracing lines with fingertips I saw the signs within these strips And through the fog, between the frames Of dialogue, I saw my name [Verse 4] And now I know where I must go To show you that I love you so So I brought books for you to sign And I brought shears to cut your phone line [Pre-Chorus 2] Don't you know I think you're the cat's meow? (Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow) Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now? (Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow) [Chorus 2] Bill Watterson, can't you hear me? Bill Watterson, please don't fear me Don't stare at me from your window I know you wanna let me in... [Bridge] ...though, oh! You want me to show How much I believe and Prove how far I'll go to meet you Through thunderstorms and snow... Well I would do anything And oh! I happen to know The reason you're hiding From publicity It's not out of eccentricity But rather for privacy When you meet me [Verse 5] And when we meet I'll be complete I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet Confess my love and buy you flowers And eat your heart and absorb your powers [Pre-Chorus 3] Don't you know I think you're the cat's meow? (Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow) Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now? (Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow) [Chorus 3] Bill Watterson, can't you hear me? Bill Watterson, please don't fear me Don't run from me like I'm Jason I only wanna try your face on [38:08 - 43:17 | The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny] [Intro] (We fixed the console) [Verse 1] Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu When Aaron Carter popped out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day [Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny [Verse 2] Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped [?] Indiana Jones took him out with his whip [?] Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist [?] Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare [?] [Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown [Bridge] Angels sang out an immaculate chorus Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs [Verse 3] Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the Gray And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie Johnny Young Bosch, Johnny Young Bosch, and Johnny Young Bosch, and Johnny Young Bosch Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater [Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny [Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny [Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny [Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown This is the ultimate show- This is the ultimate show- This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny [43:17 - 47:04 | I've Got Some Falling to Do] [Verse 1] In an airplane, I was flying Just a flight attendant guy I can be clumsy, and I stumbled Out the door into the sky Now I am falling through the air Wind and regret flow through my hair All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean [Chorus 1] Suddenly, there's a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up It's the Angel of Death, and he says 'Wazzup?' I say, 'What is it this time?' And he's like, 'Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in hell.' He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut So I snicker and say, 'I'd love to, but Gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do.' [Post-Chorus 1] I'm in a state of shock, but it's something new I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true {Verse 2] This is boring. Yes I'm falling But it's taking quite a while My destination is impending Might as well go out in style I put my arms out to the skies Whistle a tune and close my eyes Trying to briefly realize perpetual motion [Chorus 2] Suddenly, giant tentacles rise from the open sea And with total precision they lasso me It's a monstrous squid and he saved my life But I am too freaked out to be nice So I tell him the truth, that I'd rather fall No offense but at least it's predictable Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do [Post-Chorus 2] I'm probably gonna die, but it's something new I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true