Gadzooks

Lyrics

Everywhere I look I always see People who are crazier than me Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!) Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!) You're all such crazy kooks! A bunch of flaky flukes You're giving me the spooks Everyone's gone funny in the head I went outside and this is what I said I said "Egad!" (Egad!) Egad! (Egad!) I think you've all gone mad! Gone nuts at least a tad It's really kind of sad How can people so bizarre exist? (How can people so bizarre exist?) They should go to a psychiatrist (They should go right now) By Jove! (By Jove!) By Jove! (By Jove!) You've formed a crazy drove (Formed a crazy drove) And on the streets you rove It's something that I loave—loathe Gorblimey! (Gorblimey!) Gorblimey! (Gorblimey!) The situation's getting slimy And I am just so stymied I can't think of a rhym-ie Gee Willikers! (Gee Willikers!) Gee Willikers! (Gee Willikers!) You're all mentally illikers! No, this is not a drillikers Okay, this is getting sillikers Odds-bodkins! (Odds-bodkins!) Odds-bodkins! (Odds-bodkins!) Don't know what that means Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!) Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!) You're all such crazy kooky kooks