Infested (The Lindane Conspiracy Part I)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] If there was a god I'm sure he would be hated For making bugs This hell that was created Sit on a coat, put on a hat I am infested; it happens just like that [Verse 2] I'm sure I hate 'em There ain't no "maybes" Body lice and crabs, huh! Head lice and scabies You take your pick They make me sick While I scratch until I bleed Soon, there'll be scabs for me to pick [Verse 3] It drives me mad As I scratch my body raw Sometimes, it feels like sex When I'm scratching with my paws Sometimes, it feels better When it gets wetter Lubed up with pus and blood But later, I'm "upsetter" [Verse 4] 'Cause of the pain When the rash becomes inflamed I simply lost control The scabies can't be blamed?! Oh, yes, they can! I'll go complain To the drop-in center clinic Hook me up with some lindane [Pre-Chorus] Oh, yes, lindane, the stuff for the occasion This lotion gives you cancer with too many applications Oh, yes, lindane, the stuff for the occasion This lotion gives you cancer with too many applications Oh, yes, lindane, the stuff for the occasion This lotion gives you cancer with too many applications But I must use it! I'll be the tested! This time, it's gone too far; my body is infested [Chorus] I am infested, I am infested This time, it's gone too far; my body is infested I am infested, I am infested This time, it's gone too far; my body is infested [Verse 5] One bug, two bugs, three bugs, four These bugs just fuck and eat Soon, there'll be hundreds more to Infest my head, infest my bed These bugs won't stop infestin' Till I kill 'em all dead [Verse 6] Pick it up, up Then there's the eggs, ha! The fucking catch If I don't delouse again In seven days, they'll hatch It's at this time that I'll truly go insane My nervous system shot from the use of the lindane [Pre-Chorus] It is this lotion on my generation tested This time, it's gone too far My body is infested It is this lotion on my generation tested This time, it's gone too far My body is infested [Chorus] I am infested, I am infested This time, it's gone too far; my body is infested I am infested, I am infested This time, it's gone too far; my body is infested [Outro] This time, it's gone too far; my body is infested