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[Intro] Trans Girl Radio This is MtFM - Trans Girl Radio. All the trans feminine hits, all the time This isn't your father's gender [Host] Hello, everybody. You're listening to MtFM. Today, I've got singer/songwriter Nat Puff, who goes by the stage name "Left at London," promoting her new album Transgender Street Legend: The ACAB Anthology (Assigned Compilation at Birth). Say hello to the folks at home [Left at London] What's up guys, uh, it's Left at London, coming at you live with- [Host & Left at London] Now, I (oh, okay...) understand that this is a compilation of three EPs [Left at London] Yes, the Transgender Street Legend seriеs, the first volume came out back in 2018, thе last two came out in 2020 and 2022 [Host] Wow. Amazing [Left at London] Uh- thank you. Um, by the way, you're not like, mad at me or anything, right? [Host] Oh, sh- I-... what? [Left at London] I don't know, it's like, at the beginning of the interview, I was coming across likeable and relatable, you know, 'cause we had a real good back-and-forth flow going at first, but now I'm like, y'know, maybe I said something wrong, maybe the energy here's changed because of me, and so like, I wanted- [Host] Let's take some questions from callers! Hello, you're on the air with MtFM, from pop to alt-rock, it's all neovag and gock. What's your question? [Caller 1] Hi Nat, big fan. Uh, I just wanted to know which one you like more: the Blåhaj IKEA shark, or bisexual lesbians [Left at London] Well, I guess I've never really- [Host] Nope, don't answer that one, it's a psy-op [Left at London] Oh, damn. That was a close one. I almost started caring about the question [Host] Yeah, there's really no way you could answer that one unscathed. Caller, you're on the air [Caller 2] Hey, Left at London. Longtime cis-het fan of yours. I just wanted to ask a personal question [Host & Left at London] Oh, lord, no Oh, god, hold on, hold on, hold on. What's the question? [Caller 2] I wanted to know if you prefer hamburgers or hot dogs [Left at London] Hamburgers or hot dogs...? [Host] You know, I'm not sure if we're supposed to take that one at face value or not [Left at London] Yeah, I'm not risking it. Uh, next caller? Hello, what's your question? [Caller 3] Hey, Nat. Uh, just wanted to know what your plans for future releases are [Left at London] Oh, well, um, yeah! Actually, I've been working on quite a few records that should be coming out, like... within the next couple of- [Host & Left at London] Ooh, sorry, we are all out of time! Oh, come the fuck on, man, please? But thank you, Left at London for joining us Like, the one good question I got all day and you didn't even ask it And a very special thanks to our sponsors, the Create-A-Character screen in video games ...Is this a real radio station? Oh, lord no [Outro] You're tuned in to MtFM Trans Girl Radio!! Woo!! And yeah, we're inclusive of soyboys now