What’s the Pinocchio’s Theory?

Lyrics

[Intro: Charlie Brown] Ahh! Ahh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Yo, check it out, yo Brown, Brown coming up with the sound, all around Check it out, L.O.N.S. for '90 y'all Ahh! What's up? Do I got the hands in the air? Yo, did I make moves, did I make moves? Yo, ow, ow! Did I make moves? Yo, so check it out, yo [Verse 1] This is a theory that I've come up with Between my mind and my heart, there's no riff My story starts off in Turtle Hook With the brown, bummy sneakers and the black rhyme book, yo Battling for ranks, I didn't have the banks Ah! Ah! I simply got a thanks But, yo, that was cool 'cause I kept striving To go to high school and I kept climbing Met a man with a shock from 510 He gave me promises and dreams and said the contracts were in For years sweat and tears and frustration Walking and talking, 360 rotations Oh yeah, lying Brian, where is your record? The girls are coming up in a matter of seconds Ah! Ah! Who you think you're fooling? With those played-out Lottos, you know you ain't cooling Distressed in class, Schusler said "Stay up" It's hard to stay up when they're pulling me down, you know Times move on, graduation countdown School with Lion's Den, he's a clown Important decisions to make Years and tears, everything at stake I had the strength to believe in me Made Charlie B take a risk and y'all seen I shot for the stars and you know I caught it Dinco D and Busta Rhymes, Milo saw it Two years of hell, now it paid off To prove my rhymes, that it ain't soft Yo! Elektra selects a new breed to lead them Into the 90s with success and then Make everyone look leary, ah! For now there you go, Pinocchio's Theory [Interlude] Ah! Ah! But they're gonna know you'll take it out for the ninth with Dinco D And Busta Rhymes and Milo's in the place to be Check it out [Verse 2] A boy came down every day with the girls He's jabbering on, lies makes nonsense of Pinocchio, questions remain Should the unlikely victorious win? Ex you're zoning (Zoning), ah! You're zoning, ah! I made moves, Cut! Cut! Cut! Making moves, making moves, ah! Ah! Cut the rhythm A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S (Yeah), T, U, V (Uh-huh), W, X (Yeah), Y, Z Now I know my ABCs (Ooh) Next time won't you sing with me? [Outro] Go on, laugh Make a jackass out of yourself Pinnochio!