Teachers, Don’t Teach Us Nonsense!!

Lyrics

[Intro: teachers talking] Good afternoon Mr. Mangini (Good afternoon) Yeah, I've got ahh.. three problems in my class (Mmmhmm) The first one is the Dinco D (Yeah right) He's always zoning out, spacing (Put him in detention!) [Verse 1: Dinco D] Don't ring the bell I'm not comin' to CLASS Teachers bein' preachers how the hell can I PASS? First day of school and I would zone to the rear With a blind spot view and a one leg chair I asked when WHAT when WHAT when class ends The teacher points at the door: "Go be with your friends!" YUP! My rep was in effect to keep in step So I stopped to drop bombs for a check 'Cause all I learned was when where why what and who And then I asked "Do you think this is true?" OUT! Like a strike that's three and a number Public education is makin' some dumber Further and further away, doin' it out of sight In a year the young, teacher should teach right No class for a pupil without a pass but gun Back in to pass but now in '91 B-BALL wavin' pom-poms to cheers Screaming for the team, who asks "Where do we go from here?" [teachers talking] Second problem is the C Brown (Yeah right?) He's always playing kazoos (Uh-huh) Making outrageous noises (Right) Ad-libs... what should I do with him? (Yo put him in detention too!) [Verse 2: Charlie Brown] Welllll, how now brown cow? Make the girls go OOOH-AHH-OOOH-AHH! School is shaky, sometimes flaky Plenty frustratin', cheesy and cake-y Why? AHH Why? AHH Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... I was never on time Always cuttin', goin' to the GYM Stem and then I hear it's him The one, THE ONE, C, Browwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn This extra curriculum is beatin' them down Ask the teachers, to teach me somethin' I can use, because they're teachin' me nuthin' I tried to comply his lies, never dies Insides, so I replied "What about life? The real (THE REAL) Uncut uncensored deal (DEAL)" I must not go AHH in class I won't pass, at last for the blast Stop the brainwash, hang out to dry Nonsense I'm convinced it's lies Truth to the youth is necessary Important? Damn! I'd say very March! HUT ONE HUT TWO! C'mon, March! HUT THREE HUT FOUR! I'd say just educate yourself Don't depend on your school for help Read and write, 'cause it's, evidence 'Cause teachers, yo, they be teachin' us NONSENSE [teachers talking] Now last but not least it's a Busta Rhymes (Yeah I know which one you're talking about) He's always talking to the girls, talking in class Starting trouble, throwin' spitballs (Yeah he's a hardcore problem, uhh... detention!) [Verse 3: Busta Rhymes] YO!! Wake up in the morning to a big fat WOW! Gotta get to school, on time anyHOW! In school, the brainwash epidemic Gotta hit 'em back with a rhyme calisthetic Got enough beef with the kids who be switchin' Now I'm in school, and yo the teacher starts riffin' This and that, and yo it's all irrelevant As I get older gotta build my own intelligence TEACHER, what are you doin' Is it my rhymes that you're really tryin' to ruin? Back of the class then I come FORTH The water lies between us, it's time to CROSS Me bein' the younger, him the elder If we were in a war, he thinks I surrender Kids on the block just scramblin' AHHH 'Cause the teacher's in class just babblin' OOOH They're teachin' nonsense, teachin' total nonsense Then they wonder why we so disobedient HUH, he tried to break my back HUH, I come, like black on the attack Young and the Restless, teacher don't test this If you try to front, you'll be sure to get this POW BOOM BANG, straight to the grill Teach the truth yo, relax and chill Pronunciation, vexed I'm pissed Yo my man you better stop teachin' us that nonsense RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH There it go like that! [Outro: teachers talking] Alright Mr. Mangini, aahh, what do you suggest that we do About Busta Rhymes, Charlie Brown, and Dinco D? (Those three problems? They're never gonna amount to anything anyway Throw 'em all out, expel them!) HELL NO! WE WON'T GO! *repeat and fade*